marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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