you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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