when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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