my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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