Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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