Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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