I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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