Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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