dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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