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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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