I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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