I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
