Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
We are two peas in an std pod
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
