there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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