You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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