I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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