I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
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