Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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