How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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