I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
nutella sex= disaster
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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