margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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