I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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