I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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