I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I love black thongs
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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