Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
