he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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