Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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