She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Boobs are out for the taking
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
