What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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