i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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