I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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