i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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