If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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