I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Randomize
