i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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