he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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