You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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