David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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