I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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