Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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