is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
