Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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