its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
You need a sexual gate keeper
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Pants are for mortals
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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