Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
