I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
