That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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