Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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