She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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