I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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