I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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